How You Can Have Your Significant Other and the Hottie Next Door

It’s said that if it’s true love, then you could never bear to live without that person. It’s also said that if you truly love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was always yours; if it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

County Funds New Sidewalks

The Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors approved a new and faster system of acquiring land for sidewalk construction in a resolution Tuesday, and decided to allocate $395,000 toward constructing sidewalks in Isla Vista.

The Annoying Has Become the Hunted

Angry nocturnal elephants roam in my neighborhood.

UCSB Tops UCI, Remains Undefeated

Armed with a multi-dimensional attack, the #8 UCSB men’s volleyball team played the role of gladiators last Friday evening, storming past Mountain Pacific Sports Federation foe University California-Irvine.

Students, Keep Your Votes at Home Where They Belong

UCSB students probably have had no time, inclination or interest in the results of the 3rd District supervisorial election, but they all did vote and they all are in that district, so here are some results.

Supporters Attend Celebration for Roe v. Wade

Proponents of pro-choice legislation, speakers and onlookers gathered in Storke Plaza on Tuesday for a rally to celebrate the 29th anniversary of the landmark Roe v. Wade Supreme Court decision.

Women’s Gymnastics: Gauchos Take Third Behind SSU, Towson in Home Meet

After enduring an offseason far more challenging than any meet, the UCSB women’s gymnastics team is determined to leave the adversity behind and concentrate on what may be its final season.

Isla Vista, Recycle Your Heart Out

According to Marborg, our refuse contractor, 60 percent, or the majority, of all the residential units in Isla Vista don’t recycle.

Orientation Team Begins 2003 Staff Selection Process

The orientation staff team will spend this quarter looking for a few good O-Staffers to lead future UCSB students in the 12 orientation sessions being held for incoming freshmen this summer.

Sports Feature Photo: Whoa, These Bars are Parallel

The #18 UCSB men’s gymnastics team failed to pick up a victory in its first meet of the season, falling to #4 Cal by a score of 202.500 to 191.550. Berkeley has not lost a meet since 1999.