Free surfboards in the UCen!

I swear, I was walking by and there it was, mounted on the wall. You should hurry though, because there are only a couple left. You might have to buy some fiberglass polish to get the lettering off, though. They are all plastered with stickers that say “Service Unity Responsibility Fun.”

Someone told me that it’s supposed to be a motto for UCen employees, but I know better. The “Fun” part gives it away. What’s fun about working in a bookstore where 300 students yell at you because they maxed out their Mastercards? Or a fast food joint with a turnover rate higher than an electric fan?

Friday’s forecast: Surf’s up at the UCen.