Santa Barbara Preps for NCAA Tournament at Long Beach State

The Gauchos women’s volleyball team will square off against the University of San Diego on Friday night in the Pyramid at 5:30 and should they win that match, they will most likely face #1 Long Beach State in the second round of the NCAA Tournament.

Living Without Vowels: When It Comes to Drugs, Watch Your Glass and Ass

While the decision to do drugs is a personal choice, anyone using them for the purposes of rape ought to have their gonads removed by a hungry poodle.

Hallucinating Student Runs Naked Into Traffic

Four drivers will need to check if their insurance covers collisions with hallucinating naked men after an incident on Mesa Road Sunday night.

Motorcyclists To Ride With Toys for Charity

Motorcyclists will ride this Saturday with unwrapped toys to benefit Unity Shop Christmas Cheer, a local charity organization, in its 14th annual toy run.

Grad Students Bite Back at Elections

Fed up with the way mandatory student fees are dumped on them, grad students are threatening to make this year’s campuswide elections worthless.

Famous Explorer Returns to UCSB

Robert Ballard, UCSB alumnus, famed oceanographer and deep-sea explorer, returned on Wednesday to speak in Campbell Hall. He spent his first few minutes on stage attempting to remember what he had learned here.

Campus Pro-Israel Group Holds Discussions

The American Students for Israel, a pro-Israel student group formed at the beginning of Fall Quarter, has attracted roughly 30 members to its meetings, which give students a chance to talk about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in the Middle East.

We Can Learn About Terrorism From the Israelis

Just as America is hunting down bin Laden and the al-Qaeda network, Israel is hunting down terrorist members of Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, Hezbollah and others.

PAC Holds First Meeting in I.V., Faces Lawsuit

An audience of approximately 25 business owners and community members gathered to watch the Project Area Committee hold its first meeting in the University Religious Center on Pardall Road Tuesday night.

Feature Photo: Another Prayer for Peace