Alana Davis | Fortune Cookies | Elektra
It’s a new world, Ms. Davis – you’re not the only multicultural, pop songstress anymore. While you hit it big in 1997 with “Thirty-two Flavors,” there is more competition now; a catchy pop chorus just isn’t enough.
Like butta’, baby! Butta’!
The skateboarders of Isla Vista officially thank the county for its long-overdue road work.
I.V. Business Owners Sue SB County
Isla Vista business owners, afraid of losing their property as the county moves forward with plans to redevelop I.V. have filed a lawsuit against Santa Barbara County.
Right Through the Very Heart of It, New York Came Through
I must admit that I was never too keen on New York. To me it was an overcrowded freak show with high rents and a high crime rate to boot. There was never any reason for me to even as much as think of New York.
Riverside, Fullerton Toast
UCSB is two games ahead of Utah State in the critical battle for third in league. Whoever finishes in third place will almost certainly receive an at-large berth in next month’s NCAA Tournament.
UCSB Opts Against Plagiarism Finder
After an extended trial period, the UCSB administration decided not to subscribe to a website service designed to detect plagiarism. But professors and departments remain free to use the program at their own cost.
The Lown Down: Audit This, California: UC Education System Reeks of Pus
The Fall Quarter “No Duh!” Award – in the category of “It’s About Fucking Time” – goes to State Assemblymember Jenny Oropeza for her brilliant public realization that the UC system is a throbbing, hairy, sucking, 70-pound testicular tumor.
Santa Barbara Steamrolls Over Team Concept
The Gauchos’ impressive victory, the final exhibition game of the season, was a dramatic improvement over their game-one victory over Delta Kocise. Senior forward Kayte Christensen led five Gauchos in double figures with 17 points.
Woman Reports Attempted Kidnapping to Authorities
A male suspect attempted to force a woman into his car on Hollister Avenue on Tuesday morning.