Men’s Lacrosse: UCSB Men’s lacrosse Defeats UCLA, CAl in Preseason Matchups
“We want to gel as a team; new players gel with veterans,” Head Coach Scott DeMonte said. “We want to win the Southern Conference and make it back to St. Louis.”
We Can (and Should) Dance if We Want To
Since I’m a tall, lanky fucker, I keep my booty-shakin’ subtle. Tall, lanky people look like morons when they flap their limbs around the dance floor.
Outreach Brings UCSB to Fifth-Graders
Most fifth graders are not allowed to play with dry ice, liquid nitrogen and methane, but under a UCSB-affiliated outreach program, it is all part of hands-on learning.
ILLin With Appelbaum: Do I Love New York? Hell No
The New York Yankees are everywhere. The country has been struck by an intoxicating strain known as sentimentality by rooting for the most hated team in sports.
Bitter Critics Need to Taste Sweet I.V. Life
While I have never met Alice, I’m convinced that she is a bitter, cynical person who believes that she is better than everyone else.
Drug Users Have Clean Alternative
Santa Barbara County’s needle exchange program has distributed 120,000 clean needles since the program began at the Pacific Pride Foundation in June 2000.
Hey, Freshman: Stop Your Bitching and Get a New Bike
I’m sure you’ll get better adjusted to campus life and maybe even parties. You may eventually start going to 8 a.m. classes in your pajamas like the rest of us rather than in make-up.
The Beach Is Not Your Dumping Ground; Let’s Keep It Clean
In just one day, we managed to pick up 25 large garbage bags worth of trash all along the shores below DP, plus a TV, an old computer, two decomposing mattresses, several plastic chairs and tiki torches, three bikes and a vacuum cleaner.
Isla Vista, the ‘Death Trap’ That Hides Pockets of Culture and Artistic Talent
I don’t know how many times I’ve heard it said, but if there were a dollar for every time it has been said to me, then a millionaire I would be: “Isla Vista is a cultural black hole/death trap.”