Athlete of the Week: Dalonzo Breaks Two School Records in First Meet for UCSB
On Oct. 19, UCSB freshman Lindsay Dalonzo broke the school record in not only the 100-yard backstroke but also the 200-yard backstroke, all in her first official meet as a Gaucho.
They Burn Leeches, Right?
The weatherroommates and I are in mourning today
We Interrupt Our Program…
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed … Wait a minute! Someone’s crawling out of the hollow top. Someone or … something.
When the S.M.U.R.F.s Fight UCSB, Bet on Asphalt
In a development that should surprise no one, UCSB’s administrators, professors and staffers can’t agree where to park it or how to pay for it.
March Opposes Violence
Approximately 100 people walked from Greek Park to Storke Plaza for a candlelight vigil, sponsored by Alpha Chi Omega sorority.
Men’s Waterpolo: Gauchos’ Spence Is Fixture in Lineup
If one thing can be distinguished above everything else as the UCSB men’s water polo team’s key to success, it is defense. The cornerstone of that defense for the last four years has been senior goalie, Trevor Spence.
“From Hell”: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter…
There is more pathology and suspense in an episode of “Blue’s Clues” than in the contrived “From Hell.”
You Wouldn’t Hit a Guy With Crutches, Right?
“Man you’ve got glasses I don’t wanna hurt you,” he stutters, adding “I’m Hawaiian, you don’t wanna mess with me.”
Community Program Sells Excess Food to Local Organizations
Since it began two years ago, the Gleaning Program has salvaged 30 tons of fruits and vegetables for the Food Bank of Santa Barbara County, which provides affordable food to 150 local nonprofit organizations.
Men’s Golf: UCSB Finishes 13th at Pacific Invitational
The UCSB men’s golf team slugged its way to a 13th place finish at the Pacific Invitational in Stockton on Tuesday. Junior clubber Scott Linklater created the majority of fireworks on an otherwise dismal day for Santa Barbara by tying for 17th place with a 220. The Gauchos shot for two 295s in the opening […]