Womens’ Volleyball: #20 UCSB Prepares for Lions
Tonight when the #19 UCSB women’s volleyball team squares off against Loyola Marymount University, the squad will be looking to add to its first winning streak of this young season.
Cross Country: Santa Barbara Men’s Cross Country Places Third, Women Finish Sixth at Stanford Invite
The UCSB men’s and women’s cross country teams came out strong at the Stanford Invitational in Palo Alto last Saturday.
Inspector Urges Tenants to Report Poor Housing
Ron Mowlett is the new inspector for the Isla Vista Housing Inspection Program. Since Mowlett started in June, he has handled over 250 cases, ranging from simple permit approval to fining landlords for ignoring substandard housing.
When the Bullshit Hits the Fan, All You Can Do Is Duck
“These classes are going nowhere. We’re all just learning to work our jaws. How many of us can blow off the reading, come to class, read a paragraph and weigh in on a subject? My guess is most. We’re just good bullshitters.”
Vargas Hits Canvas In Court
I used to have a word to describe World Boxing Association junior middleweight champion Fernando Vargas: thug. I now have a more concrete description: felon.
Kent’s Column Was Right On; Pushy Christianity is Fundamentally Intolerant
This article is pure genius; it says everything that I’ve always wanted to say on this matter but have never been able to for fear of my life.
Ordinance Calls for Increased Wages
The proposal calls for an increase in the hourly pay of city workers to either $11 per hour with benefits or $12.25 without benefits.
Kiss My Ass; I Enjoy It
I strutted my stuff along DP in my see-through pajama bottoms and bra-less top. I had never felt so sexy in my life. I guess after seeing countless girls all glittery and glamorous, guys on DP were excited to see my new style.
Panel Speaks on Terrorist Attack
“A lot of people look to Israel as a model for dealing with terrorism,” she said. “If they had the answer, Israel would be a very safe and secure place, which it’s not.”
The Road to Hell Is Paved With Moronic Timing and Bad Planning
Of the 13 years I’ve resided in this little beachside town it always seems that whoever is in charge of scheduling public works projects always seems to wait until all the students return to begin such work.