CSO TO Sell Impounded Bicycles During Auction

Between 400 and 450 old, rusty, recovered or possibly abandoned bikes looking for new homes are ready to be auctioned off this weekend.

Learning About Good Looks, Health Around Pretty People

There were girls so thin they looked like they’d snap in half if you sneezed on them and guys with chests and arms so thick from gym worship that I wondered if they could wipe their own asses.

Santa Barbara To Host Sacramento State, Pepperdine Before Entering Big West Play

>”At this level, there are no easy games,” UCSB Head Coach Paul Stumpf said. “Both games this weekend should help us prepare for conference.”

Local AIDS Walk To Raise Funds to Help Victims

Over 600 people are expected to ditch their cars and pound the pavement tomorrow in support of victims and families of AIDS in Santa Barbara County.

God Is Not on Anybody’s Side When Blood is Spilled

Today, a friend tried to explain to me why God lifted his veil of protection from the U.S. and allowed the attacks in New York. She said, “You know, God isn’t always just a nice guy.”

Men’s Water Polo: Gauchos Ready for Weekend with Loyola Marymount, Irvine

Santa Barbara is coming off a dominating 11-5 win last Sunday when it overwhelmed the University of Pacific.

Learning the Mind-Dulling Acronyms of College Life

This is not to be a knock on UCSB or its students, because let’s be honest – we all know Santa Barbara is known for its party scene more than its prize-winning science department.

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Judge Reschedules Arraignment of Isla Vista Assault Case Suspects

A grand jury charged the defendants two weeks ago with various felony counts of kidnapping, administering an intoxicating agent and battery with serious bodily injury, and misdemeanor counts of sexual battery and battery.

Please Hold While We Transfer Your Call to an Imbecile

Simply put, however, there are times and places where your brain makes the conscious decision that it is just easier to bleed.