Save I.V. From Idiots

People who live here are sick of hearing I.V. criticized – but there is something wrong with this town.

Men’s Waterpolo: Gauchos Disappoint at NorCal Tourney, Finish in 10th Place

Blood, broken noses, overtime thrillers, last-second victories and warm sunshine were all in abundance at last weekend’s collegiate men’s NorCal Water Polo Tournament at Stanford.

Blowin’ in the Wind

In an arena full of fans, not one could sing along with Dylan’s own distinctive dialect of the English language.

Beware the Foreign Menace?

Asking students if they are terrorists will not help either. No one fills out a student visa application with, “I would like to study engineering at the California Polytechnic Institute and blow up the White House when it is full of kindergartners.”

Gauchos Rally to Top CSUF, Settle for Tie vs. Irvine

Coming off two straight lackluster offensive performances, the UCSB men’s soccer team turned things around this weekend with a 3-2 win against Fullerton and an impressive 2-2 tie against Irvine.

Detectives Arrest Rape Suspect

Luis Canseco, a 31-year-old Isla Vista resident, was arrested Friday, Oct. 12 on suspicion of rape and kidnapping, following a weeklong police investigation.

Drive Attracts Marrow Donors

Caucasians have a one in 100 chance of finding a marrow donor match, Latinos one in 100,000, and African-Americans one in 500,000,” said Senior global studies major and Nu Alpha Kappa member Felipe Infante.

America’s in Afghanistan Over Blood, Not Crude Oil

Mr. Weston. Stop your socialist rhetoric, amusing as it may be. Go read a history book and learn a little more about the outside world.

Women’s Field Hockey: Halftime Deficit Too Hot to Handle for UCSB

The UCSB women’s field hockey club team is at the midway point of its season with a winning record of 3-2-1. However, Santa Barbara fell to L.A. Club 3-1 at Harder Stadium last Saturday.

Red Tape: What Are You Doing, Josh? I’m Scared, Josh. Let’s Talk.

My last computer fried when a glass of water spilled over it. I’m tempted to do the same to my new one — and this time it will be on purpose.