“Lumumba”: A Light in the Heart of Darkness
Sometimes, in spite of all your attempts to change the world for the better, the world is not ready to change and irresistible forces silence you.
Oysterhead | The Grand Pecking Order | Elektra
Let’s get this out of the way quickly: Oysterhead is Les Claypool from Primus, Trey Anastasio from Phish and Stewart Copeland from the Police.
Dilated Peoples | Expansion Team | Columbia
Hide your implements of combustion. Dilated Peoples’ Evidence, the sticky-fingered lighter thief has struck again. He rejoins Iriscience and Babu for the new LP Expansion Team, the second release from Dilated Peoples.
New Order | Get Ready | WEA/Warner Bros.
New Order is back. After breaking its long silence with a track on last year’s soundtrack to “The Beach,” the dance-rock group has come back to the realm of LP-making with Get Ready.
What’s That Running Down Your Leg?
Whenever I interview someone important like a presidential candidate or a celebrity, I don’t imagine them naked. I imagine them with diarrhea. Everyone gets the Runs, even cool people. When you imagine them with a backdraft in the poop shooter, gripping the toilet and wailing, “Please God! End it now!” it’s hard not to feel […]
Fight Breaks Out During Party at I.V. Fraternity
According to the Isla Vista Foot Patrol police report, officers found 19-year-old Ryan Smith sitting on the curb in front of the fraternity house holding a towel to his lower lip. An approximately two-inch-long laceration almost completely severed his lip from his chin.
Tale of a Walk-On: He Got Game?
The Gauchos are a Division I basketball program, and there’s nobody on the planet that can take that away from any of the players.
The Un-American USA Act
There’s a very important piece of legislation going through Congress right now named the USA Act. It would be in your best interest to take the time to learn about it.
Santa Barbara Clobbers Matadors at Matadome, Improves to 7-1 Mark in Big West Play
The Gauchos have believed in themselves all along, and now people all over the country are jumping back on the bandwagon.
I’m Paying You to Goof Off So I Can Goof Off
The six guys in orange vests trying to unclog a Del Playa storm drain today are perfect fractals of all bureaucracy. Five of them supervise. One of them works.