Meet the Band: Shaking the Hand that Bites
Leaping from a self-released LP the group has been snapped up by Dreamworks, sent off into the Ozzfest maelstrom and set up with Orgy and Slipknot producer Jay Baumgardner.
Be It Ever So Trashy, There’s No Place Like I.V.
It’s a community. There’s not too many of them left. And it’s small, so you can hear your neighbor’s problems, and they become yours too. That’s not always a bad thing, because it means that in addition to the assholes, there are also a lot of people looking out for you.
Hitch Hiker in Hades
While Hades certainly has little of the meat market odor that permeates through many of the State Street clubs, it is clear that Hades focuses on providing a safe haven for Santa Barbara’s queer community.
Weather
The ex-weatherhuman told a lot of dick and fart jokes. Students loved it because they’re dick and fart people who’ve simply learned too many synonyms. They want sophisticated variations such as salmon-colored sabre, ass-drenching neutron bomb of the board shorts or purple-headed yogurt slinger. For this, the weatherhuman is here to help. To valiantly decipher […]
Women’s Gymnastics Team Coach Dies in Terrorist Attack
Newly hired UCSB women’s gymnastics coach, Mari-Rae Sopper, was killed on American Airlines Flight 77, which crashed into the Pentagon.
Saudi Arabian SBCC Student Falls Victim to Local Hatecrime
A 21-year-old Santa Barbara City College student was assaulted Monday, September 17 on Calle Real in what Santa Barbara Sheriff’s Dept.
UCSB Readies for #2 LBSU
After succumbing to two of the top four ranked teams in the nation in its first two matches of the 2001 season, the UCSB women’s volleyball team found a morsel of breathing room in the Santa Clara Invitational on September 8-9.
Coleman Fails to Make Grade, Loses Eligibility
UCSB Head Coach Mark French announced Friday that Coleman has been declared academically ineligible for the upcoming season and that she has been dismissed from the team.
Another Year of Minors Not in Possession of Brains
The young girl sits dejectedly on the curb, possibly 17, but probably not. The cops decide to keep her fake I.D., and I laugh a little.
Injustice, We Trust
On August 22, the UCSB administration announced that it had greatly expanded its authority to punish students’ off-campus deeds under a policy called “extended jurisdiction.”