UCSB Nooks, Crannies
As students, we are constantly looking to ease the stress and monotony of our scholastic lives; sex on campus is the perfect solution. There’s a special place on campus for every position and rhythm.
Santa Barbara Travels on Utah Trip to Face Brigham Young, Utah State
The Gauchos dropped tough matches to both BYU and Utah State last season and have their sights set on redemption.
Associated Snakes and Rikki-Tiki Redistricting
I’m not a spiritual man, but some ancestral Catholic part of my brain tells me the heat is the slow simmer of purgatory. I sit roasting in those meetings and wonder if I’ve sinned or if I’m just a tourist, keeping an eye on the sinners.
Renovated Version of Pegasus Has Kinks to Work Out
In an effort to modernize its facilities, the library’s management has renovated its Pegasus system, which serves as a catalog for books, journals and other periodicals on campus and throughout the UC system.
Santa Barbara Earns 1-0 Victory Over Lumberjacks
With three straight road victories, UCSB will look to keep the ball rolling in front of their home fans on Friday night when they will have the opportunity to extend their winning streak to four games.
Civilians Help Victim of Car Crash
Local veterinarian Marvin Prentice crashed his car into the center divider of U.S. Highway 101 after suffering a cardiac arrest early Tuesday morning.
Rally Around the Flag in Storke Plaza Thursday; Celebrate Being American
Never before have I seen such an outpouring of love for this country, and we all know that we need it now more than ever before.
Real Stories of the IV Foot Patrol
Model Drunk At approximately 10:50 p.m. on Friday, September 21, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive observed a 22-year-old female walk out of an apartment holding a cup of alcohol. The officers approached the suspect and noticed she had a scrape on her knee. When officers asked about […]
Panel Berates Stereotypes
“Islam is a cosmological, universal and inclusive religion that is being replaced by what I consider to be a bigoted, exclusive sect,” Religious Studies and Comparative Literature Professor Ruqayya Khan said.
Bookstore Sells Custom Computers
Bookstore Computer Dept. Assistant Manager Clayton Riness, who spearheaded the project, said some customers complained about the Dell computers, which, he said, have trouble handling high workload levels.