Useless I.D. | Bad Story, Happy Ending | Kung Fu
It is rare that a dime-a-dozen review jobber for a somewhat progressive news rag gets to indulge in rampant, drooling nationalistic condescension.
Velvet Sun | Dreamhome | Flotation
Essentially a one-man band, Scott Weinkle uses simplistic rock formulas and basic sonic tricks to expand conventional rock in a fashion where the rock of the past can still hold relevance in the present.
Women’s Lacrosse Finishes Strong Year In WWLL Playoffs
Santa Barbara was able to achieve its season-long goal of making the playoffs, and accomplished a number of feats on its journey to a 4-6 record.
Nexus Fumbles the Truth About Football, President
After being elected to become the next Associated Students president, I expected the media to start calling so that they could misquote me.
Petroleum Problem
Petroleum jelly is sick. Everyone knows it’s for lubricating a) your skin, or b) your baby-maker.
Activists Protest UC Investment in Petroleum Company
Community members and Students for a Free Tibet protested the University of California Board of Regents’ investment in BP Amoco Tuesday.
Black Tide Readies for Memorial Day Weekend National Championship Tourney
The UCSB men’s ultimate Frisbee team prefers to be called the Black Tide instead of the Gauchos, but these days the team has got a new name it hopes people will soon be calling it: National Champion.
A Knight’s Tale: A Few Parting Stabs From an Outgoing Senior
Joke: What is worse than an alcoholic? A Gauchoholic! What is worse than a Gauchoholic? A Gauchoholic as Associated Students president!
‘IVTV’ Airing Stalled Due to ‘Obscene’ Fellatio in New Episode
An IVTV episode originally scheduled to air May 9, and postponed after Channel 17 questioned its graphic nature, will be broadcast this evening.
Lily-Livered Newspaper Hogties Speech
Recently, the Daily Nexus refused to publish an ad submitted by David Horowitz titled, “10 Reasons Reparations for Slavery is a Bad Idea – And Racist Too.”