A.S. President-Elect Indulges in Costly Pipe Dreams

Imagine waking up on a Saturday morning to the sound of a brass band butchering “Rock You Like a Hurricane,” accompanied by the mind-numbing chant of cheerleaders shaking shredded plastic.

Distracted Motorist Strikes 2 Lecturers in I.V. Friday Night

At approximately 9:20 p.m. on Friday evening a vehicle struck two pedestrians crossing Embarcadero del Norte at Cervantes Road.

Column: Should Michael Return? A Comeback at Age 38 May Be Asking Too Much of M.J.

He was 99.9 percent sure. Ninety-nine point nine percent positive that his NBA career was over.

‘Homeless’ Deserve Better Than Unjust Criminalization

So, my friend’s homeless. Actually, a bunch of my friends are homeless. Some don’t even like the term homeless, because it’s a term created by our culture.

Locals Gather to March for Economic Justice

Eight hundred people from around Santa Barbara County flooded State Street on Saturday for the First Annual People’s March for Economic Justice.

A.S. Recycling Must Be Allowed to Save its Funds

Josh Baker’s lock-in fee bill was the topic of last Wednesday’s Associated Students Legislative Council meeting. The Nexus article gave both sides of the story, but omitted the fact that the A.S. Recycling Program is being targeted by this bill as well.

Seminar Ends With Talks on Social, Economic, Environmental Concerns

Approximately 100 people filled Isla Vista Theater on Saturday night to attend the final installment of the Many Faces of the Environment, a conference focused on promoting discussion concerning environmental injustice.

Basic Scientific Knowledge Supports Fetal Rights Act

I am writing in response to the staff editorial on fetal rights.

Feature Photo: Here Come the Brides

Jill Rodriguez, a resident of Santa Barbara, is swept off her feet by senior women’s studies major Colten Tognazzini during the 10th annual Queer Wedding on Friday.

It’s Only Nine More Minutes …

In my freshman psych class I read about experiments that rewarded pigeons with a special treat for tapping a lever.Those scientists were silly.