People Learn Valuable Lesson From Car Towing

I’d just like to say that I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone whose car got towed from Sabado Tarde Road on Monday.

Signwatch 2001: Signing Out

Only a few campaign signs remain in the ground and around campus Thursday afternoon. The A.S. Elections Code states candidates must remove signs within five days after the elections or else face a $10 per-sign fine.

Gauchoholics Load Up on Victories; Initiatives Split

The Gauchoholics can be content that 18 out of their 19 candidates won, including presidential candidate Brian Hampton and internal vice presidential candidate Shaina Walter.

Gaucho Netters Ready to Snag Mustangs

Despite finishing this season with a disappointing 5-16 record, the UCSB men’s tennis team is still confident it can perform well at the Big West Conference Tournament this weekend.

Pimping and Pandering in Sports Media

Only the scars of last weekend are left. Or rather, forming. Forming on my right middle finger and on my sunburned, blistering left arm.I’m not surprised.

Interview: Dandy Warhols

Hailing from the quiet, rain-soaked streets of Portland, Oregon, the Dandy Warhols have made their presence felt in the contemporary music scene with their delicious version of indie rock.

Legal Resource, I.V. Improvements Pass; Campus Point, Activities Fees Fail

The Isla Vista Community Improvements and Legal Resource Center lock-ins passed easily in Wednesday’s elections, with each getting over 70 percent of the vote, while the Student Services Activities fee failed, with just under 40 percent.

Women’s Water Polo Prepares for MPSF Championships

The Gauchos (12-15 overall, 4-6 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) have lost their last five games in a row, and they’re praying for some shift in the winds to provide for smooth sailing this weekend.

Students Should Back Bush’s Tax Cuts for Rich

For too long, the former Democratic president Bill Clinton did nothing but tax, tax, tax us until the Republicans stopped him.

Interview: The New Deal

The New Deal isn’t trying to impress you. They just want you to dance.