Snot Rockets
I often paw at the warm rivers of gooiness streaming into my mouth, wondering how much snot the Weathersnout can purge in 50 minutes.
Turning Back the Clock on Civil rights
In one day, the U.S. Supreme Court issued two decisions, one inhibiting enforcement of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, the other allowing police officers greater leeway to make arrests for minor violations. In a word, it is evil.
Gauchos Look to Sweep Pacific
Winning two out of three games in a series is nice, but sweeping the opposition is what sets a first-place team apart from the also-rans.
Sports Fees Wash Out; SRB Passes by 9 Votes
The Student Athletics Fee Initiative failed by 40 votes and the Recreational Sports Fee Initiative failed by 212 votes in yesterday’s final Spring Election tally.
Crash Protein 3-Day Tofu Dexedrine Cottage Cheese Carb Fat Olestra Laxative DIET
“I still thought I weighed 90 pounds, but other people were telling me that I looked sick. I had gotten down to 70 pounds, but I still thought I looked fat.”
Military Terrorist Movement – Students Should Be More Aware of Activities at Vandenberg
How much do you know about what goes on at the Vandenberg Air Force Base, just 30 minutes north of UCSB? For most of us, our knowledge is limited.
Women’s Tennis Readies For Big West Tournament
Only a top finish in Ojai will satisfy Santa Barbara’s season-long goal: an invitation to the regional tournament. The Gauchos go into the tourney as the #4 seed in a field of nine.
Goleta Cityhood Proposal: To I.V. or Not to I.V.
The lines were drawn – figuratively at least – at Santa Barbara County’s Local Agency Formation Commission’s (LAFCO) five-hour public hearing Thursday night.
Tax Cuts Will Disembowel Government, Slash Vital Programs
Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes once said, “Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society.” If this is true, then President George W. Bush would like us to pay less for civilization.
Group To Encourage Minorities to Enter Healthcare Field
Normally, the term los curanderos is used for witch doctors and faith healers; today at UCSB, Los Curanderos is a group of students aspiring to be healers of a more scientific nature.