SALT LAKE CITY – "Plane Crash Kills 9 Returning From Skydiving Trip"
It’s the kind of perverse and macabre headline Norm MacDonald could’ve used on "Saturday Night Live," except Norm got axed for talking smack about a murderer named O.J. Simpson.
I may hold personal grudges about the promises made in this election due to my firsthand experience at the Republican headquarters’ party on election night. In addition to a few too many date offers, my evening was filled with sermons from drunk, sweaty men about how different Dubya is compared to previous Republican presidents (does illiteracy count as different?).
In a testy four-hour meeting Wednesday night, Associated Students Legislative Council passed a position paper and debated its status as campus leaders.
The UCSB men’s swimming team turned in a dominating performance at Campus Pool on Saturday over the University of Pacific.
I was both shocked and depressed upon reading James Black’s Jan. 16 column regarding the inherent reverse racism in Affirmative Action.
This comment is in response to Constantine Economides’ "Bible Pervades Society, Preaches Unholy Message." I found the column very interesting and almost persuading, and if I weren’t a Christian, like many others on this campus, it would have led me to believe that the author knew what he was writing about.
An update on all the drunken revelry you may have missed over the holiday weekend.
I am white, and I want us to be equal. I deserve to be at UCSB just like any high school graduate with a 3.5 GPA and an 1180 SAT score.
After destroying Cal Poly 74-48 to improve to 8-6 and 2-0 in conference this past Saturday, the Gauchos won their 44th consecutive Big West game to break the conference record in smashing style.