Well … After four years of sweaty adolescent suffering you’ve made it. Congratufuckinglations, and welcome to UCSB. Welcome to a university so totally awesome that even today the occasional moron will call it “The Harvard of The West,” not realizing that, in fact, comparisons to Harvard only make Harvard look [...]
Floatopia. Oh yeah, baby, this is a hot-button issue.
Saturday, April 2, 7:17 p.m. — Officers rushed to respond to a call that a man had been physically assaulted — by two girls.
A drug commercial for your consideration: The screen is black. A heart monitor rhythmically beeps in the background. The screen slowly blinks twice. It reveals two, faintly blurry masked doctors standing over the camera.
Hey, what a surprise, another Santa Barbara tradition is going down the toilet: Floatopia. We lost Halloween to the cops and out-of-towners; it seems terrifying to even try to leave your house that week.
| Today | Saturday | Sunday |
|---|---|---|
 Clear 72°/54° |  Partly Cloudy 66°/55° | Partly Cloudy 70°/55° |
