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Work When you Need to, Play When you Want to
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Work When you Need to, Play When you Want to

Balancing the pressures of school with the intensity of IV social life can be tough to get the hang of. These are some tips for staying on track while you adjust to your new life.

Opinion

Fifth-Years Know Best: Get Your Ass Off the Curb, Freshman

Well … After four years of sweaty adolescent suffering you’ve made it. Congratufuckinglations, and welcome to UCSB. Welcome to a university so totally awesome that even today the occasional moron will call it “The Harvard of The West,” not realizing that, in fact, comparisons to Harvard only make Harvard look […]

Drinking Columnist Weighs In On Floatopia Debate
Opinion

Drinking Columnist Weighs In On Floatopia Debate

Floatopia. Oh yeah, baby, this is a hot-button issue.

News

Police Blotter

Saturday, April 2, 7:17 p.m. — Officers rushed to respond to a call that a man had been physically assaulted — by two girls.

Opinion

Impoverished, Veteran Debauch Warns Against Excessive Sobriety

A drug commercial for your consideration: The screen is black. A heart monitor rhythmically beeps in the background. The screen slowly blinks twice. It reveals two, faintly blurry masked doctors standing over the camera.