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Humpin’ for the First Time: The Ins and Outs of Virginity
Opinion / Wednesday Hump

Humpin’ for the First Time: The Ins and Outs of Virginity

In an age where pornography is just a few clicks away, shampoo commercials are practically orgasmic and private areas can be bejeweled, one might consider the concept of “chastity” to be a thing of the past. Yet in our society, women are still expected to remain chaste. But to be [...]

If You Like It … Put a Label On It
Opinion / Wednesday Hump

If You Like It … Put a Label On It

In college, particularly in Isla Vista, we are encouraged to despise labels. You may be lying blissfully in bed when your partner of x-months asks you timidly, “So, are we exclusive?” Don’t panic. Don’t push them away. Don’t think, “God, there’s the end of a good thing.” I am all [...]

Opinion / Wednesday Hump

To Hump or Not to Hump? He Said, She Said Edition

To Hump, or not to Hump: that is the question.   Coworkers Hers: Tread carefully here, fellow humper. Sure, you might run into that hunky hulk in the workplace, but odds are that your choice of lover from such an enclosed setting will be risqué, unnecessary and reputation-ruining. Kudos to [...]

Call of the Wild: Farewell, Four Walls
Opinion / Wednesday Hump

Call of the Wild: Farewell, Four Walls

As a man once said, “Yeah, it’s fun.” I enjoy public sex for the same reasons I enjoy scary movies — the thrill of it. There’s a damn good chance someone is going to see your ass bobbing up and down in the lewdest of ways. You’re at your most [...]

Boobies, Booze and Batman: 3 Little Words That Make Men Melt
Opinion / Wednesday Hump

Boobies, Booze and Batman: 3 Little Words That Make Men Melt

If you want to make your man happy, there is a deceptively simple three-part plan that is guaranteed to work one hundred percent of the time: show up naked, bring beer and put on “Batman.” I’m sure that I sound plain stupid to the majority of you (unless you’re of [...]