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To Hump or Not to Hump? He Said, She Said Edition

To Hump, or not to Hump: that is the question.   Coworkers Hers: Tread carefully here, fellow humper. Sure, you might run into that hunky hulk in the workplace, but odds are that your choice of lover from such an enclosed setting will be risqué, unnecessary and reputation-ruining. Kudos to [...]

Call of the Wild: Farewell, Four Walls
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Call of the Wild: Farewell, Four Walls

As a man once said, “Yeah, it’s fun.” I enjoy public sex for the same reasons I enjoy scary movies — the thrill of it. There’s a damn good chance someone is going to see your ass bobbing up and down in the lewdest of ways. You’re at your most [...]

Boobies, Booze and Batman: 3 Little Words That Make Men Melt
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Boobies, Booze and Batman: 3 Little Words That Make Men Melt

If you want to make your man happy, there is a deceptively simple three-part plan that is guaranteed to work one hundred percent of the time: show up naked, bring beer and put on “Batman.” I’m sure that I sound plain stupid to the majority of you (unless you’re of [...]

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Gents, Tame Your Man-Mane… And Let Your Inner Lion Find His Roar

My doves, my pets, hello. I return to you with a righteous crusade at hand. I dream a dream of perfectly mowed, or at the very least nicely trimmed, meadows in the pants of men everywhere. Yes, you young rapscallions, you, today we will be discussing the importance of manscaping. [...]

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Snowflakes, It’s Time to Explore Your Shades of Gray

This week: “alternative” sexualities and how completely normal they are. I’ve railed against the concept of binaries in thinking about sexuality before. This approach remains a sore subject for me, which is why I think it’s important to take a closer look at how people come to adopt the binary-driven [...]