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Area Man Makes Unfortunate Assumption*

After grossly overestimating his ability to attract women, a local man finds himself put out to sea.

“Mass Shooting” A Term Thrown Around Too Casually*
Opinion / Satire

“Mass Shooting” A Term Thrown Around Too Casually*

Mathew Javidi offers a satirical view of America’s desensitization towards gun-related violence.

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Opinion / Satire

My Love Affair With the TSA

An intimate encounter with a TSA agent leaves David Jackson lovestruck.

Opinion / Satire

One Stacked Library: The Post-Finals Realization That You Have Been Dating Davidson

As planned, Davidson Library will under- go a significant expansion and renovation over the course of the next two years. Construction begins this summer and will be completed sometime in 2014. Current underclassmen and prospective students are thrilled by the possibility of more study space and a larger collection of […]

Opinion / Satire

Protagonist Finds Solace in Gordita Crunch Wrappper

Recently, I took a trip to Taco Bell. I was craving my usual cheesy Gordita Crunch, but the real reason I wanted to go was to try the new Doritos locos taco. This new item combines the satisfying heartiness of a taco with the outrageous flavor of nacho cheese Doritos. […]