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Anthrax Smanthrax

The weatherpet uses biological weapons.
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Beware the Man With a Clipboard, Forked Tongue

Saying politics are dirty may be like saying water is wet, but even if that's the case, county politics are a drenching tsunami of filth.
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The Annoying Has Become the Hunted

Angry nocturnal elephants roam in my neighborhood.
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How You Can Have Your Significant Other and the Hottie Next Door

It's said that if it's true love, then you could never bear to live without that person. It's also said that if you truly love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was always yours; if it does...
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Students, Keep Your Votes at Home Where They Belong

UCSB students probably have had no time, inclination or interest in the results of the 3rd District supervisorial election, but they all did vote and they all are in that district, so here are some re...
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Isla Vista, Recycle Your Heart Out

According to Marborg, our refuse contractor, 60 percent, or the majority, of all the residential units in Isla Vista don't recycle.
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Red Tape: RBT Has No Class When It Comes to Your Registration

I just successfully crashed into my math course. So did half of the class, it seems. No, it wasn't impacted that badly. And no, they didn't open an extra section. So what was keeping people out?
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Men Should Have as Much Say in a Child’s Life as the Woman Has

When criticisms are biased as so, it raises the question of equality and fairness. It is every person's invariable right to health and happiness; that cannot be argued.
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thINK: Jan. 23, 2002


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Living Without Vowels: Don’t Go to College To Learn How Much You’ll Make

Students who enter the UC system because they have a desire to learn through research are frequently finding themselves in the company of those who couldn't give a damn. This creates an environment th...
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Keep Your Arms Inside the Car

I honored Dr. King yesterday with a trip to every meteorologists' favorite theme park, Weather World.
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After 29 Years Roe v. Wade is Still Under Attack

What is the right to choose? It is more than the right to obtain an abortion; it is the right for every woman to make her own decisions about her reproductive health.
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When the CIA Recruits Iranians, it’s Not McCarthyism

Not having anything intelligent to say, Ladan Moeenziai (Daily Nexus, "CIA Spies Persians With Its Blind Eye", Jan.16) chose to run her mouth off in a rant.
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UC Has the Money, Obligation to Pay Us Well

The University of California Regents met at UCLA on Jan. 16 and 17 to discuss, among other things, the UC budget.
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What To Do When I.V. Blacks Out Like A 120-pound Sorostitute Who’s Drank An Entire Bottle of GHB-Laced Bacardi 151: 1) Stop studying. You cannot study in the dark. 2) Call friends and carefully ...
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