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“My Body, My Feet” Movement Aims to End Unwanted Footsy

On Sunday afternoon, a group of impassioned students forewent their studies in favor of chanting “My body! My feet!” while marching in and around Davidson Library.
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Girl Wearing Makeup to 8 a.m. Final is Better Than You

“I thought there was this kinda unspoken agreement that we would all look like trash for the week as a community-strengthening thing”.
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5 Most Romantic Spaces in the Library

Are you afraid the love of your life might slip away because all you can think about are blue books and essay prompts? Have no fear! Nexustentialism is here to save your unraveling relationships.
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What Your St. Paddy’s Day Outfit Says About You

It has become common practice to dress up for the holiday with varying degrees of effort. Here’s a few examples of what your St. Paddy’s Day outfit says about you:
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5 Good Places to Cry at UCSB

Here is a list of good public places to let loose a few tears ... you simp.
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Top 8 Places to Break Out into Song and Dance on Campus

But with the impacted space on the UCSB campus, where does one go to pretend they’re on an open golf course and fully channel their inner Zac Efron?
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Top 5 Spots for Cathartic Screaming on Campus

As finals week approaches, the desire to let out some of your stress in the form of a socially unacceptable shriek may threaten to overwhelm you.
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How To Get a Spring Break Body

But fear not! We have the perfect answer to the burning question plaguing the millennial generation.
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6 Pictures of Henry T. Yang Being a Silly, Silly Goose!!

We all know Chancellor Henry T. Yang can be a goofball sometimes, but what you’re about to see will certainly make you lose control of your bowels! This stack of photos left behind at a local Chuck ...
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Time Capsule Unearthed at Campus Point

This past Sunday, third-year economics major Morgan Capano came across a mysterious metal item while hiking the trail around Campus Point.
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Isla Vista Starbucks Implicated in Incorrect Order Scandal

Late last Sunday night, the Associated Press caught wind of a developing Starbucks-related fiasco in the lesser Isla Vista area.
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Rec Cen Opens up Recreational Drug Use Room

“Wait, they don’t already have this?” said second-year English major James Thompson. “Then, yeah … I’m totally stoked!”
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Spending for All Arts Programs Cut by the UC System

This decision cuts UC spending for all arts programs and is effective immediately.
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Trump Dumps Wall for Straight-Up Land Mines

President Donald Trump announced at a press conference that he will be going back on his campaign promise to build a wall between the United States and Mexico.
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Sorority Sally “Distraught” After Beyoncé Drops Out of Coachella

I feel like someone stuck their hand in my CHEST and RIPPED OUT MY HEART.
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