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Freshman’s Guide to the Hierarchy of Roommates

It’s the first quarter of college. You shake with anticipation, excited as the future of your unsupervised adult life starts now. There is just one thing off about your perfect new life: your new ro...
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I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Disappointed: Parents Weekend 2018 Report

Well, UCSB’s Parents Weekend came and went, and things were less than perfect. Parents Weekend is supposed to be a time when we can stop having anxiety attacks from econ, pretend like our social liv...
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Now That’s What I Call Stress Eating!

While some may turn to compulsively smoking stogies or crying in the library’s egg chairs during stressful times, freshman Daniel Diaz has taken up a record-breaking stress eating habit.
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Return of the Shack: How To Get that One Night Stand Out of Your Bed

To all you newbies, freshmen or downright nice human beings who can’t get that shacker out of your bed, here are seven ways to get him or her to become the Angel of the Morning!
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Goat Boy: Ceiling Stars


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Game Day


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It’s That Time of Year Again


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The 2018 Gaucho Voter’s Guide

This list features information on special measures exclusively pertaining to life in Isla Vista!
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Cops Caught Flipping Cars to Promote “Keep It Local” Agenda

Isla Vista residents have recently fallen victim to a series of crimes aptly named by this writer, “Monster Mash Window Crashes.” The local Free & For Sale page and the UCSB “meme page” ha...
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Dear Mother, Halloween Sucks

We have no hope this Halloween. The fences are high, higher than any of our friends are getting...
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Soccer Players Not Hot Enough To Warrant Sitting Through Whole Game

15 minutes into the infamous UCSB versus Cal Poly SLO soccer game, second-year Veronica Dickstein realized that the soccer players weren’t even hot enough to warrant staying any longer than necessar...
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Goat Boy: No Pun, No Entry


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Entitlement


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Midterm Starter Pack


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Registering to Vote


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