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The Secret to Convincing Your FWB to Commit on Valentine’s Day

Your resident unofficial Daily Nexus Sex and Relationship columnist takes on Valentine's Day commitments.
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Close Quarters With Clayton: What Does It Really Mean To Be a Gaucho?

In this first edition of Close Quarters With Clayton, Stench correspondent Clayton Alexander explores how the student body really feels about our mascot, chancellor and more.
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Student Wary of Cuffing Season Preemptively Cuffs Self

Martinez has gone so far as to cuff herself before anyone else gets the chance.
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In Photos: 33rd Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Celebrities and media flocked to the Arlington Theatre as the 33rd Annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival hit the red carpet.
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Trouble Is Afoot: Raccoon Theft Leaves DP Residents Barefoot and Unhappy

This isn’t the first time a raccoon has done something like this.
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Comic: How to be the Coolest Kid on Campus


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Surfing in Poop Water is the Shit

“Honestly, I’m like already pretty sick,” stated Corby, throwing up a condensed shaka.
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Wow! This Frat Respects Women By…

Really impressed!
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White Girl’s Semester Abroad Didn’t Totally Change Her Life

Shocking news arrived from a small suburb outside Los Angeles.
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On The Menu: Easy and Delicious Super Bowl Snacks

Looking for super fire, last minute Super Bowl snacks? Don't worry, the On The Menu team has you covered.
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Things Hieu Le Should Spend His $3,000 Honorarium on Instead of Increasing Student Fees

While we really do love our A.S. President, we do think it’s appropriate to poke fun at some good old-fashioned political fuck-ups every now and again.
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Comic: Eternity is a Long Time


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The ‘G.O.A.T.’ vs. the Hope: Brady & Foles Prepare for Battle

Superbowl LII is officially upon us and no storyline has dominated more than that of the greatest quarterback on one side going up against a backup that has exceeded expectations.
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A Trip Down Memory Lane: Our Favorite Super Bowls

Three of our staff writers give their takes on their favorite Super Bowl moments.
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Super Bowl LII Sleeper Picks

We all know about the big names going into Super Bowl 52, but what about the players that could prevail from under the radar?
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