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Comic: Watching You

April 12, 2018 by


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‘Broke’ Sorority Girl Complains About Dues, Has Tickets to Every Festival

April 11, 2018 by

I am so over this hypocritical world we live in.
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Amazing! UCSB Student Claims She’s Confident Enough To Wear Low-Rise Jeans!

April 10, 2018 by

Readers will remember low rise jeans as the “it-jean” of the early 2000s.
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Batcave Sessions with Milk Drunk

April 9, 2018 by , , and

Meet and listen to the most recent winners of the annual UCSB Battle of the Bands competition, Milk Drunk.
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CDC Deems Cats Ungrateful Social Parasites

April 9, 2018 by

You may have been infected by Toxoplasma gondii, a parasite that infects its host with an irrational attraction toward feline species.
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10 Things to Do if It Rains During Deltopia

April 6, 2018 by

Let’s just say that the future isn’t looking too bright — literally.
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Comic: Crashers

April 5, 2018 by


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Uh Oh! Your Upstairs Neighbor Bryan is Playing the Guitar Again!

April 5, 2018 by

Since diving headfirst into YouTube tutorials, Bryan has quickly expanded his repertoire.
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My Mom Reacts To My Articles

April 3, 2018 by

This is supposed to be a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke.
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How to Sexile Your Parents During Spring Break

March 30, 2018 by

The advice you’ve all been waiting for.
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March Sadness? Pre-Tourney Regional Predictions I Thought Were Safe

March 20, 2018 by

Well, well, well. March Madness has once again met expectations, maybe even surpassed them following the upsets that have taken place thus far as we head into the Sweet 16. Staff writer Brandon Victor...
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Student with Poor Music Taste Suffers Ruptured Eardrums in Davidson

March 20, 2018 by

“I wish I had listened to my mom when I still could."
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The 10 Commandments to Get Through Finals Week

March 20, 2018 by

Surprise! Life isn’t perfect. I’m fucking stressed, for one.
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Student Puts Juul Pods Above Blue Books, Fails Finals

March 19, 2018 by

He doesn't regret his choice.
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Comic: Dead Week All-Nighter Tips

March 17, 2018 by


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