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6 Steps to Surviving Parents Weekend

After six weeks of glorious freedom and no one but your roommates to judge you for your bad life decisions, the parental units will be in I.V. in full force this weekend.
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From Frightening to Festive: 7 Ways to Repurpose Halloween Decorations

Consider dressing up your plastic skeleton as Santa Claus as a humerus spin on the holiday season.
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The 7 Best Scented Candles to Bite into this Fall

Autumn is in full swing, and we know you are all looking to get a taste of the fall essence.
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QUIZ: How Spooked Are You?

BOO! Oh, you didn’t really flinch … This is awkward.
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New Businesses in Running To Replace Empty Void Left by Jimmy John’s

Your "free smells" may be gone from the corner of Pardall, but they'll always be in our hearts.
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6 Important Measures to Vote on in Isla Vista

With the voter registration deadline now passed and election day only two weeks away, now seems as good a time as any to get informed about what we’re voting on!
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Student Rushing Kappa Kappa Kappa Doesn’t Realize the Klan is not a Frat

“They were always wearing their robes and hoods, they chanted. I thought that’s what Greek organizations did.”
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Even Sorority Sally Registered to Vote

If you’re a local unregistered GDI who wants to go around bashing sorority girls, then THINK AGAIN.
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Celebratory Soccer Tortillas Recycled to Portola Dining

“The grass blades and dirt specks complement the lettuce and meat quite nicely,” said Portola Chef Bruno Moretti.
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Report: Snoop Dogg, Rick Astley Among Future Nobel Laureates

“Dogg consumes so much hash that he is the physical manifestation of peace."
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QUIZ: When Will You Peak?

After you hit that point, it’s pretty much all downhill from there. Take this incredibly important and accurate test to figure out the trajectory of your life so you can plan accordingly.
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The Essential Isla Vista Fashion Guide

Most seasoned Gauchos have learned these lessons the hard way, but even the most experienced partiers can learn from these useful tips for getting ready before your next rager.
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Freshman Still Circling Roundabout 3 Weeks Later

“Eh, I think I’ll just take a couple more laps to be safe, those bikers really come out of nowhere.”
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A Philosophical Reading of The Kardashians

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Kapitalism: a klose konceptual look at important social issues, addressed by the foremost thinkers of our time.
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Left or Right, Get Hammered Tonight: A Presidential Debate Drinking Game

If global warming isn't real, neither is alcohol poisoning.
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