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Nexustentialism

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Best Ways to Study for Midterms by Major

As the days get shorter and the temperature drops to a startling low 70 degrees, it is clear that that time of the quarter is rolling around: midterms.
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30 Thoughts Everyone Has While on the Bikepaths at UCSB

Don’t slow down or move aside for anyone — true in life, true on the bike path.
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Overheard in Isla Vista: Halloween Edition

Instead of wrapping up the weekend in quotes, Nexustentialism decided to take it to the streets when it came to Halloweekend in IV.
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6 Best Brain Foods to Get You Through Midterms

Survive to the end of this article and I’ll tell you some of the best foods that’ll make midterm season that much more bearable.
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19 Best Halloweekend Costumes

We were looking beyond basic kittens and sexy nerds.
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Expectations Vs Reality: Halloween Edition

Release the Martha Stewert within, or at least chow down on your failed attempts.
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Top 5 Movies With Penetration (On Netflix)

This is a list (in no particular order) of what I consider to be the best movies available on Netflix that have full penetration. These are films that put our guts and our meat on display instead of k...
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Frat Guys: Expectations vs. Reality

We had to do it.
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Overheard in IV

Isla Vista: the Holy Grail of underage drinking and the epitome of college towns. Us hardworking and dedicated students of UCSB may be studious during the day but by nightfall, we know how to let loos...
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9 Ways To Master Sex in a Bunk Bed

Moving out of your parents' house and moving in to a place of your own in college is a great opportunity … for sex. Well, it's also a great opportunity for independence and self-discovery, but mostl...
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Yang the Giant to Perform at UCSB

  Out-of-towners crowdin’ your lawns? Headache-inducing floodlights ruinin’ your buzz? No-music ordinances killin’ your vibe? No way! Come join the many faces of Yang in the Thunderdome on ...
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10 Things UCSB Alum Steve Aoki Can Probably Do

Survey results were recently released that ranked UCSB alumni among the "least dateable". Personally, I think these results are entirely absurd. UCSB alumni are among the greatest in the world, and in...
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Retraction: “ISIS Seizes FT, Establishes Gaucho Caliphate”

The Daily Nexus has retracted the satirical Nexustentialism blog post titled “ISIS Seizes FT, Establishes Gaucho Caliphate,” published at 5 a.m. on Oct. 21, due to the piece’s lack o...
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ISIS Seizes FT, Establishes Gaucho Caliphate

Members of the jihadist Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, took control of Santa Catalina Residence Hall, also known as F.T., late Friday night and declared the dormitory the “Gaucho Caliphat...
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Overheard in Isla Vista

As we all know, people in Isla Vista live for the weekends. After a long hard week at school, students look forward to a relaxing, fun weekend. This could range from a night in or a night roaming the ...
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