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A Beginner’s Guide to Dorm Room Yoga

With finals season just around the corner, stress relief is a must. Drinking your problems away isn’t always an option, and sometimes you just don’t feel like dragging yourself to the gym. The sol...
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Jaden Smith: Twitter Sensation or Potential Philosophy Professor?

Unfortunately for all social media fanatics, a life-changing phenomenon has been lost amongst the world of tweeters. That’s right, Jaden Smith has officially deleted his Twitter account.
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5 Awesome Gangster Movies You Haven’t Seen

Too often, the gangster genre gets boiled down to a handful of classics: “The Godfather,” “Scarface,” “GoodFellas.”
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Waka Flocka Flame’s Presidential Campaign

A few days ago, I experienced a magical re-awakening where the Facebook “trending” news sidebar actually taught me something useful: Waka Flocka Flame had announced that he was running for Preside...
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Pros and Cons of Missing Mother’s Day

Being away at college means that you miss a lot of family gossip and events. Sometimes you forget that life moves on without you.
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Cinco de Drinko?

Now don’t get me wrong, Cinco de Mayo is one of the greatest days known to mankind—and I’m not just saying that because I, myself, was born on May 5th. However, where does Cinco de Drinko cross ...
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DMT: The Enigmatic Alkaloid

There’s one drug that stands out amongst the rest. People talk about it like they would an urban legend or ancient myth. That drug is DMT — aka N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.
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Extravaganza 2015 Lineup Predictions

With Extravaganza right around the corner, there has been much speculation as to which artists are going to make the lineup.
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9 Common Questions Asked by Future Freshmen

We’ve all been there. It’s your first day on campus, and all you’re trying to do is get some info about your soon-to-be university.
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“Unfriended” Film Review

To be honest, I was planning to shit on this movie. It looked shitty, it sounded shitty, and given my jaded tendencies, I was expecting to have a shitty time.
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Some Insight into Spring Insight

On Saturday, April 11th, all future Gauchos will be visiting our paradise of a school in hopes of getting a glimpse of what the next four years of their life will be like.
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Make Every Day F.A.D.

In honor of International Women’s Day, I would like to take a moment to honor the women around the world who have dedicated their lives to further equality in our not-so-equal world; women, both tou...
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Sober Thoughts in a Drunken Environment

Being sober at a party where everyone else isn't can definitely be annoying because of people pushing and bumping into you, the heat and smell from dancing the night away, and the infinite amount of d...
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5 Ideal Napping Locations

Everybody likes a good nap. Whether after an 8 a.m. you didn’t have enough sleep for or during a weirdly-spaced gap between classes, a quick nap can help reset your day and get you going again.
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Fifty Shades of Grey Reviewed by a Guy

Every day people go to the theater hoping to see the film of our generation, the movie everybody will remember.
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