UCSB Takes Care of Aggies

January 7, 2011 by

Junior guard Orlando Johnson found his stroke on Thursday night, scoring 16 points in the second half on the way to a game-leading 21 points on 7-15 shooting in the Gauchos’ 77-65 victory at UC Dav...
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AQB: Dear Blake Griffin fans,

January 5, 2011 by

Ever seen Blake Griffin in drag? Google it. Funny shit.
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AQB: Dear Big West Schedulers,

January 5, 2011 by

Well done, Big West. Maybe it's time to rethink those schedules a little bit.
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Armchair QB: Brett’s Slab

January 3, 2011 by

Apparently Brett Favre is being sued by team massage therapists for treating them like “hanging slabs of meat.” AQB thought they were the ones that were supposed to be treating his hanging slab of...
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Sports Briefs

January 2, 2011 by

Men’s Basketball After upsetting #22 UNLV in Vegas 68-62 on Dec. 15, the Gauchos (7-5 overall) went 2-2 in their remaining games over Winter Break, with wins against Cal Baptist and Fresno Pacif...
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AQB: A Toast to 2011

January 2, 2011 by

AQB wishes everyone a happy and safe new year. He also hopes...
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AQB: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

November 16, 2010 by

Reports are that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker may be getting divorced. AQB says:
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Armchair QB

November 16, 2010 by

AQB found the following on fourlokostories.com. It’s from Mike S.: “Had four cans of loko and offered a 5 year extension to Donovan McNabb. Thanks Loko.” Well, shit. AQB only got kicked out of S...
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Gauchos Oust Mustangs in Big West Tournament Semis

November 10, 2010 by

It took more than regular time, but Gaucho soccer outlasted Cal Poly on the way to a 2-1 overtime victory in the first round of the Big West championships.
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AQB: Dear Sports Ed. Ravi,

November 9, 2010 by

The Hornets took out the Clippers yesterday in a 101-82 rout. AQB says:
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Armchair QB

November 9, 2010 by

“People will suffer?” Really Jerry Jones? Relax man. It’s just football. And $90 million of your money. At least your team is trying its best. Isn’t that all you can ask for? It’s not whethe...
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Armchair QB: On KG’s Trash Talking

November 3, 2010 by

According to Charlie Villanueva, Kevin Garnett called him a “cancer patient” as trash talk. AQB says:
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Armchair QB

November 2, 2010 by

AQB laughed when his friend picked John Wall first in their fantasy draft. “It was my first time doing a draft,” his friend said. “It was an accident,” his friend said. AQB is no longer laughi...
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AQB: Dear Bay Area Sports Fans…

November 1, 2010 by

First the 49ers beat the Seahawks, then the Giants take the World Series? AQB says: “It’s time to prepare for a week of Bay-area douchebag bandwagonry. Be ready.”
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Armchair QB

October 31, 2010 by

AQB dedicates this edition of AQB to Sunday mornings. Halloween destroyed him, but espn.com and Sunday morning football eased him into the day well enough to write this blurb.
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