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AQB: Sports Cliches

If AQB hears one more sports cliche, he’s going to give it 110 percent, put his best foot forward and be aggressive. Hopefully he can execute.
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AQB: On LeBron’s Destruction of Cleveland

LeBron and the Heat took a big dump on the Cavs yesterday, sending them to their 21st loss in a row. Anyone else remember when owner Dan Gilbert promised a ’ship before the Heat got one?
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Amchair QB: Super Bowl Titties

AQB wants to throw a Superbowl party, yet one roommate is “impartial” to throwing one because he “hates the Steelers and the Packers.” And all AQB wanted was to drink and watch all the commerc...
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AQB: MMA is Gnarly.

AQB initially dismissed MMA fighting as classless boxing for the petty borgeoise. Then he watched Urijah Faber highlights.
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AQB Says: To the letter senders…

To the two people who sent e-mails to the Sports Eds. about Julia Speace's NFC/AFC preview:
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AQB: On Wes Welker’s Foot Jokes

AQB was searching for Wes Welker’s foot jokes about Rex Ryan on YouTube when he realized that the NFL doesn’t permit the reproduction of anything without its expressed written consent.
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AQB: Get off LBJ’s Privates

The Miami Heat have lost four games in a row in spite of LeBron James returning from an injury. AQB thinks this might officially be the time for LeBron lovers to get off his nuts. AQB is not being has...
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AQB: Yet Another Blake Griffin Love Fest

AQB can’t talk enough about Blake Griffin. His body control, his jumping ability, his toned, muscular arms, his eyes ... Fuck.
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AQB: Dear Brett Favre, (again)

Brett Favre’s sister was arrested yesterday during a crystal meth raid in Mississippi. Uh-oh.
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AQB: 1,000 Fans at an NBA Game?

Due to a snowstorm, the Grizzlies took on the Bobcats last night in front of just 1,000 fans. AQB says:
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The Seventh Weekly Photo of the Week: “Basketball is a Contact Sport”

Sports have referees to reduce violence in sports. Every once in awhile, they do a halfway decent job. Aside from each referee’s (in)ability to call fouls consistently, the simple fact of their pres...
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AQB: Dear Carmelo,

So it looks like Carmelo Anthony is about to pack his bags for New Jersey.
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AQB: On the NFL Playoffs

Nearly every NFL team with a higher seed lost this weekend in what can only be described as an old fashioned playoff clusterfuck.
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UCSB Takes Care of Aggies

Junior guard Orlando Johnson found his stroke on Thursday night, scoring 16 points in the second half on the way to a game-leading 21 points on 7-15 shooting in the Gauchos’ 77-65 victory at UC Dav...
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AQB: Dear Blake Griffin fans,

Ever seen Blake Griffin in drag? Google it. Funny shit.
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