The ‘human Gets Back to Work

Week 3: Shit gets tough. You're sleeping less, working more, playing Assassinate the Professor in your head too much... what's a poor Gaucho to do?
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For A.S. President: Paul Monge-Rodriguez

Duties: -Serve as the official representative of A.S.; deal with student affairs -Appoint chairs of A.S. boards and student representatives to university bodies -Devise the A.S. annual budget -Veto le...
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For A.S. Internal Vice President: Jake Elwood

Duties: -Run Legislative Council meetings and monitor all internal affairs -Advise the President and Legislative Council -Hold a forum once per quarter in front of the UCen Perks: -Maximum honorarium ...
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Applicant Pool Holds High GPAs, Diversity

A total of 19,721 high-school seniors -- roughly 42 percent of the 46,672 that applied -- were admitted to UCSB for the 2010-11 year.
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For A.S. External Vice President of Local Affairs: Cori Lantz

Duties: -Represent A.S. on all I.V. and county issues -Hold a forum once per quarter in front of the UCen Perks: -Maximum honorarium of $400 per quarter -Full payment of university-assessed fees for t...
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For A.S. External Vice President of Statewide Affairs: Doug Wagoner

Duties: -Serve as the official representative of A.S. to the University of California Students’ Association -Work on all state, federal and UC matters -Hold a forum once per quarter in front of ...
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For Student Advocate General: Harrison Weber

Duties: -Direct the Office of the Student Advocate -Provide assistance and support to any undergraduate student or group involved in disciplinary actions -Hold a forum once per quarter in front of the...
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Nexus Endorsement: New Fees and Reaffirmations

New Fees Career Services: $5.55 Unlike those offered by CLAS and Counseling Services, the services provided by the Career Center are easily found elsewhere. While asking students for money is easier t...
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Armchair QB

Oh God, it’s NHL playoff time. Time for every wannabe Canadian to wake up from their post-curling craze slumber and pester us to watch drunken bar fights on ice… AKA hockey. Super.
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SB Bookstore Building Gets New Ownership

The building that houses Borders on State Street was purchased by the SIMA Real Estate Fund for $10 million -- the largest commercial real estate deal in Santa Barbara in over two years.
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I.V. Groups Help Earth Festival

With organic food and goat poop bingo on offer, the first annual Goleta Green Earth Day Celebration is aiming to give students an environmental alternative for their weekend plans.
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Bitchy Beach Closures Don’t Stop Shenanigans

Really, SB County? Shutting down the beaches? Don’t you have something better to spend that money on, like coffee and donuts? I mean, you can’t really have patrol officers working all week...
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Campus To Welcome Spring Insight This Saturday

Prospective and admitted students are invited to UCSB’s Spring Insight this Sat. from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Campus tours will depart from Davidson Library every 15 minutes throughout Saturday, until ...
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Floatopia Beach Blockade Disrespects I.V. Residents

The county's decision to blockade I.V. beach access points and patrol waters on Saturday is extreme -- and borders on a violation of our rights.
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Armchair QB

UConn women's basketball won another national championship last night, extending its win streak to a record 78 games. Does this support my thesis that "evil is in" this year in sports? Geno's smug gri...
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