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Isla Vista Starbucks Implicated in Incorrect Order Scandal

Late last Sunday night, the Associated Press caught wind of a developing Starbucks-related fiasco in the lesser Isla Vista area.
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Local Gluten-Free Crossfit Trainer Takes Vow of Silence, Leaves Scientific Community Uprooted

In what will certainly go down as a cornerstone development of the 21st century, scientists at the University of Science in Siberia met Monday morning to discuss the unthinkable.
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Top 7 Internships For College Students in 2017

Internships. The elusive, ever ethereal precursors to one’s midsummer night’s dream job on Mount Olympus with froyo on tap.
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Landmark Measure to Turn Entire Campus into Bike Lane Passes

It is still relatively unclear to most as to what initially spurred the groundbreaking initiative to even be placed on the 2016-17 ballot.
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Summer Tour Guide Spotted Still Walking Backward

Greyson Phillips has not stopped walking backward since his last University-sanctioned campus tour well over a month ago.
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What Will These Photos of Clouds Reveal About Your Personality?

Reveal new truths about your deepest self through the most accurate personality quiz known to mankind as of ten minutes ago.
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Essential New Vocab for Staying Fresh with the Youths

Bae is hella af when you're fleeking in the trap!1!
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You Think You Know Kanye?

 
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In-N-Out to Shut Down Nationwide, Relief Efforts to Follow

In-N-Out’s co-assistant branch manager of business relations, Chip Skylar, headed a press conference Monday to break the news that In-N-Out would be closing all of its 300-plus locations, effective ...
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The Comprehensive Roommate Breakdown

The term “roommate” is a funny one. Per the perennial linguistic powerhouse, dictionary.com, it is simply defined as, “a person who is assigned to share or shares a room or apartment with anothe...
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Elections on Elm Street

Halloween is only a hop, skip and jump away, so here at the Daily Nexus, we’d like you to join us in conducting a bit of a thought experiment. Imagine that, just for a second, only evil individuals ...
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Netflix and Chill: Halloween Edition

Ladies and gentlemen, and those who feel they fall somewhere else on the gender spectrum (we are all-inclusive here at the Daily Nexus), grab a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and stay awhile — October is up...
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Social Media Madness

I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was scrolling down my explore page on Instagram when I stumbled upon a profile that would change my life forever. The profile’s description read, “You ca...
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Lyrical Wordplay or Literary Genius?

Hip-hop is kind of like a Transformer: there’s more to it than meets the eye. On the surface, it may seem like it’s all money, dro and asses being thrown in a circle, but the deeper you dig, the m...
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9 Common Questions Asked by Future Freshmen

We’ve all been there. It’s your first day on campus, and all you’re trying to do is get some info about your soon-to-be university.
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