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Jeb Bush’s Guac Recipe: As Disappointing As His Brother’s Presidency

After months of build-up and eager anticipation, the first juicy reveal of campaign season has finally occurred. Just before the New Year, Jeb Bush unveiled his highly secretive guacamole recipe durin...
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The Man Behind the Toupee

Somehow, the Trump campaign has made its way into September, inexplicably polling ahead of all challengers in the Republican Party.
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Presidential Profile

Get excited, people. Presidential Elections are a mere 16 months away.
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20 Awful Party Theme Ideas

Have you ever wanted to throw a party with a theme no one has ever seen before?
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Table for Two: Date Night at Sorriso

One couple battles the only thing harder than finding long-term companionship in Isla Vista: finding a good date-night spot
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Sober Thoughts in a Drunken Environment

Being sober at a party where everyone else isn't can definitely be annoying because of people pushing and bumping into you, the heat and smell from dancing the night away, and the infinite amount of d...
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5 Ideal Napping Locations

Everybody likes a good nap. Whether after an 8 a.m. you didn’t have enough sleep for or during a weirdly-spaced gap between classes, a quick nap can help reset your day and get you going again.
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Profile: Larry Cavaletto

The Arbor is home to people of all varieties. You get UCSB clubs trying to fundraise, outside groups promoting their causes, and we all remember how it was around the last election. However, while man...
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