Student with Poor Music Taste Suffers Ruptured Eardrums in Davidson
“I wish I had listened to my mom when I still could."
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“I wish I had listened to my mom when I still could."
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The TAs then handed out the exams, and the professor wrote the time remaining on the board. Still, Sanders remained clueless.
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Despair. Pizza cravings. Yerba Mate. More despair. Finals season brings on a whole wave of feelings. Here is what a typical finals week looks like.
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The Commission on Welcoming Freshmen (CWF) has cut funding for their proposed program “Fresh Meat for Freshmen”
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As boiling July turns to simmering August, many families prepare last-minute outings before the new school year commences.
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Marie Bryant, a soon-to-be third year history student, returned to her hometown of Pasadena, California, to spend the summer break with her family.
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Chaos ensued last week when a local office for the U.S. Food and Drug Administration booked Carillo’s Mountainview Room for a staff meeting.
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A UCSB student lost her pride this weekend when she finally succumbed to poverty and asked her mom to transfer some money to her bank account.
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“Yeah, I did it, and I’d gladly do it again. Those baskets knew what they were in for. Zip ties ain’t got nothing on me.”
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Are you afraid the love of your life might slip away because all you can think about are blue books and essay prompts? Have no fear! Nexustentialism is here to save your unraveling relationships.
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“It actually wasn’t that bad for me,” Starbucks barista Denise Gates said. “Many people tried to make up for it in tips so I counted myself lucky to be working that shift.”
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“This is a guy who knows trees and the problems that they face,” said President Trump.
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“I was told that ‘literally Hitler’ would be sworn in. I know Hitler; he’s a good friend of mine. This guy is no Hitler; he doesn’t even have the mustache,”
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“At first I couldn’t believe it,” second-year environmental studies Joseph Wilkins, one of the rescuers, said.
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“They were always wearing their robes and hoods, they chanted. I thought that’s what Greek organizations did.”
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