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Lessons From The Bachelor and the Older, Sexless Buddy

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to keep his relationship with a girl casual. Let’s call him a “noncommittal dating partner.” Understandably, however, he was often mistaken for a boy...
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The “Real World” Really Does Suck (And Not in That Way)

Four long years ago, I was a senior in college. I don’t remember much about that year (but that’s the subject of another column entirely—perhaps Memoirs of an Old Town Tavern Addict or Long Isla...
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Orgasm During the Climax of Life

But whatever your particular reason for feeling miserable as graduation approaches, I think we can all agree that one part of life is going to decline - if not in quality, then at least in quantity - ...
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Sexy Peep Shows Please Onlookers

Everybody knows that sex in public is better than sex in private. Your hearts are racing even faster than usual as you try to finish before you get caught... but usually, you don't get caught. I did.
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Mind Your P’s and Vagee’s With Sexual Etiquette Rules

Have you ever struggled to figure out the most polite way to reject the offer of a threesome?
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Toy Provides Some Good Vibrations

If you thought the VCR was a relic of the past, I've got news for you. Not only does the VCR provide you with hours of cheap entertainment, but once you turn it on, it can get you off.
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‘Defining Moments’ Add Zest to Sex

My friends and I were sitting around the kitchen table Sunday morning, doing the standard weekend postmortem, when one of the girls said something that made us all stop short.
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Chicks and Dicks Cavort Downtown

Thursday, 9:23 a.m. - Fuuuuck. If the throbbing head and dry mouth is any indication, it feels like I probably went to OTT last night. Singing karaoke to "Benny and the Jets" must not have been a bad ...
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UCSB Hotties Test Teachers’ Testes

I've been giving some thought to career choices, and I've come to a conclusion: Being a professor at UCSB would be the worst job in the world.
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Out-of-Towners Exploit Sexy Campus Rep

In every Isla Vista household, there's that one perpetually single person - you know the one I'm talking about. They have no qualms about hooking up with people, they're as attractive as the next pers...
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Spring Break Embraces Lewd Nudes

I have never had sex on Spring Break. That confession isn't meant to negate my credibility - in fact, it's supposed to do just the opposite.
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Bobs With Knobs Avoid Hand Jobs

Since I have been old enough to touch penises, two people have told me I give a good hand job. One was my best friend, who is a female and therefore has no idea what constitutes a satisfactory hand jo...
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Break All the Rules in City of Sin

I don’t like blackjack. I’ve never played craps in my life. I’m not a fan of Celine Dion, Barry Manilow or any other semiretired headliner at Caesars Palace. However, there is one re...
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Skype Sex Will Turn Software Hard

I've never been in a long-distance relationship, but from what I've observed, it seems like cross-country coupledom is the way to go - especially in the technologically advanced and emotionally indepe...
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Barren Breaks Yield Little for Lusty Lass

Nothing good can come out of Christmas break.
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