Yes, you read that right. Nexustentialism staff writer Ryan Watt wants YOU to vote on what he will be getting tattooed on his butt. Voting closes on Saturday at 9 p.m., at which time the Nexustentialism staff will be drinking an excessive amount while they watch the tattooing take place. Results and a picture of the finished butt tattoo will be revealed next week!
The Nexustentialism staff generally writes satirical articles, but this is an exception: Butt tattoos are no joke.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
