No school’s Facebook group offers as much diversity in its posts as the UCSB Free & For Sale page. If you’re getting rid of an old beach cruiser, in the market for some gently used furniture or trying to get your hands on some bulk food giveaways, this is your one-stop shop. Here we have a sample of the many quality goods and services Gauchos have to offer. (Identities of the posters have been protected due to overwhelming commercial demand.)
Homemade Goods
1. Surfboard Wax Dildo
Handmade gifts are always the most precious, and at such a reasonable price, this piece of … um, sculpture, is definitely a steal.
2. Cat Butt Coaster
What better way to tell your roommates to stop leaving rings on the coffee table than with a loveable, hand-stitched anus?
Specialty Services
3. I.V. Gentlemen’s Club
Lucrative job opportunities like this one only come around so often.
4. Nacho Delivery
Freebirds’ nachos: $12. Delivery fee: $7. Coming in clutch for a fellow Gaucho: priceless.
5. Girl Scout Cookies
Requests for these addicting boxes of heaven pop up every day on Facebook, but some people are going the extra mile.
Personal Ads
6. GPA Adoption/Purchase
This probably falls somewhere between babysitting services and tutoring.
7. Valentine Requests
When Tinder’s just not cutting it, turn to the Facebook page that’s just slightly less creepy than Craigslist.
Miscellaneous
8. Super Plus Unscented Tampons
Don’t you hate it when you leave your bulk pack of sanitary products at a stranger’s house? So awkward.
9. Bike (sold as is)
A bit of a fixer-upper, but still a great value.
10. Parking Ticket
Illegally parked car not included.
The valentines day post definitely should have gotten #1. He found a girl to take pictures with and a wedding photographer who volunteered to take pictures for free. He then posted the entire album of photos onto free and for sale.
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10152640463968045.1073741832.181280043044&type=3
And here’s the entire follow-up post on Free & For Sale goo.gl/8ZsL5w
Same!! I found the link on F&FS but not sure if it’d get approved